Facebook doesn’t suck so much anymore

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What’s with all of the polls and blog posts and status updates about how bad the new Facebook sucks? Look, when you create a website that turns into a worldwide phenomenon with millions of users and you’re laughing your 24 yr old ass off all the way to the bank and stopping to chat with Oprah along the way, you can do whatever you want with your site. Until then, just put on your big girl panties and accept the fact that Facebook looks different. Your 947 acres of li’l green plants and your SuperMegaGinormous Wall are still there, just invest a few minutes figuring out where they went or ask somebody who has already figured it out. 

Personally, I like the new Facebook. But then again, I liked New Coke too so what would I know. Seriously, I think its much more simple and a lot less cluttered. I’ve spent more time on Facebook this weekend than I have in the past year.

 

Of course, some of that may have something to do with the fact that I’ve found about 15 different people I remember from high school, one of which is an ex-boyfriend of mine that I was just absolutely crazy over. Its so bizarre! Like in a good way though. 

Facebook is so bringing back my Big Hair days, the days when:

I lived on Mountain Dew and cheese popcorn

My friend drove a yellow Pinto

My boyfriend had longer (and bigger) hair than I did

Some football player cheated on his cheerleader girlfriend with some stoner chick that shall remain nameless

The most popular after school activity was hanging out and playing Excite Bike or Mike Tyson’s Punch Out

The new Guns n Roses album totally rocked

I had a huge crush on Jon Bon Jovi – ok, that one hasn’t really changed.

Oh, and the old high school boyfriend that had longer hair than me, the one that drove the old white Cadillac with an 8 track player, the one I couldn’t get enough of, the one that always made it onto my “I wonder whatever happened to….” list…. we’re going out this week.

I feel like I’m 16 all over again.

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