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Random Thought 1: I loves me some Jezebel. It’s like Perez Hilton and TMZ for people with, ya know, a BRAIN. Something as simple as a snarky comment about Courtney Love’s pre-Cobain days reminds me why I like it there. And Perez Hilton can’t even spell Obama, much less compose an intelligent post about Michelle’s involvement in her hubby’s campaign.

Random Thought 2: Pain meds can result in some seriously bizarre dreams. Like being introduced to Steve Zahn and having him fall for me obsessively. It wouldn’t have been so bad if he hadn’t insisted that I watch his movies on his cell phone while he picked out the shoes I was going to wear. Or if he hadn’t whined and cried when he came down with the flu and I wasn’t going to drop everything and sit with him and take care of him.

Random Thought 3: Maybe I should have accepted the invitation to an Oscar Party after all. I wasn’t going to go because I haven’t watched the Oscars since 2000, the year Julia Roberts wore the vintage black and white gown, because it reminded me too much of the night Bubba was diagnosed with juvenile diabetes and I watched it on a small television and waited for some news from the doctor while my precious, ailing son slept. But this year, I’m thinking I will watch. And I’m wondering if I would have had more fun watching it with a whole group of people, snacking on stuffed olives and deviled eggs with capers, instead of watching it from my own comfy couch with my kids, dining on grilled tilapia and homemade pommes frites. On second thought, I think I’d rather stay home.

Random Thought 4: I think if I am forced to watch ‘Clifford’s Really Big Movie’ one more time, my next pain-med-induced strange dream will involve gigantic red dogs.

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